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HONORS
Man Who Solved Poincaré Conjecture Turns Down $1 Million Prize
Grigory Perelman hailed as “world's dumbest genius.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Cable Operator Apologizes for Children's Channel Running Clips From Playboy Channel
Although it's tamer than children's fare normally seen at that time.
 
MEDIA
Milestone: Brunette Assumes Anchor Chair on Network News Program
Breaks blonde ceiling.
 
BUSINESS
GM Rolls Out Latest Concept Car
Buick Rickshaw can be pulled by any two or four-legged animal.
SCIENCE
Scientists Create Invisibility Cloak
Then head straight to women's locker room.
Bees Being Trained as Bomb-Sniffers
If a bee smells a bomb it stings a bomb-sniffing dog, which barks.
Testosterone is Why Men Ogle Women
Take it away and they'd stare at fruit.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Optimism Boosts Immune System
Ask your doctor if optimism is right for you.
Study: Older Women Need 1-Hour Daily Exercise to Not Get Fatter
Or: could sell their souls to the Devil.
Study: Americans Sneezing More
Burping less, hiccups holding steady.
 
CORRECTION
 
According to a recent study, New York cabbies overcharged their customers by $8 million in the last two years, not $8 billion as was reported.

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