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MISCELLANEOUS
Dunces, KKK Merge
Will pool resources.
Study: People Who Have “Deep” Conversations Happier
But not as happy as shallow people.
 
LAW
Vatican Lawyers Explain Why
Pope Not Liable for Abuse

Those choir boys dressed provocatively.
 
SPORTS
Experts: This Could Be Last All-Human World Cup
Robots will dominate game by 2014.
Source: NCAA to Expand Tournament To 96 Teams
And 96, 000 commercials.
 
TRAVEL
CDC Confirms Norovirus on 3rd Straight Cruise From South Carolina
Investigators focusing on Midnight All You Can Eat Buffet on Vomitorium Deck.
FEATURE
Which of the following has prompted Republicans to call Barack Obama the “most liberal President in our nation's history?”
A )Calling for an end to the moratorium on construction of new nuclear plants.
B )Calling for an end to the moratorium on new offshore drilling.
C )Reforming healthcare along insurance industry guidelines.
D )Escalating the war in Afghanistan.
E )Ignoring abuses of power by his Republican predecessor.
Hint: Please tell us, we'd like to know.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Next Big Thing: Butt Bra
Inventor says it “lifts and separates.”

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