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PEOPLE
Munchkin Coroner From “Wizard of Oz” Dead at 94
And he isn't only merely dead; he's really most sincerely dead.
 
MEDIA
More Network News Cutbacks Expected
Talking heads will roll.
 
BUSINESS
New Site Lets You Rate Your Boss
Just go to GetFiredHere.com and have your say.
GM Sales Up 68%, Ford Sales
Up 84%

In China.
KFC Jumps the Shark
Releases Double Down (right), new breadless fried chicken sandwich.
SCIENCE
Study: Guys Prefer Hooking
Up to Dating

Prefer sexting to texting.
6,000-Year-Old Syrian City From Before Invention of Wheel Discovered
Bill from chariot shop shows customer who just wanted square wheels rotated charged for new struts, shocks, alignment.
 
Newly Discovered Fossil May Be Missing Link
Hominid combined low intelligence of apes with low morality of humans.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: We're Hungrier After
Eating Food Labeled “Healthy” as Opposed to “Tasty”

Positively famished after eating food labeled “100% of Your Minimum Daily Requirement of Fiber.”

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