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PEOPLE
Bush Book to Offer “Never-Before-Heard Details” of Historic Events
Like when he nearly choked to death on a pretzel.
Hawking: Be Wary of Aliens
Time travelers, shape shifters, undocumented workers from parallel universes.
 
MEDIA
Limbaugh Questions Timing
Of Oil Spill

Also volcano, earthquakes.
 
BUSINESS
Credit Default Swaps Allow Investors to Bet States Will Default on Debt
So far only buyers are state lawmakers.
Study: URL Typos Earn Google $497 Million Per Year
Company's future depends on sustained sloppy surfing.
SCIENCE
Hobbit-Like People Colonized
Indonesian Island 1 Million
Years Ago

Survived on roots, movie rights.
Study Reveals Apes Too Can
Experience Self-Doubt

Many blame themselves for being lab animals.
 
Noah's Ark Found on Top of Mt. Ararat in Turkey
Inside, bones from two of every species.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Smoking, Drinking, Inactivity, Poor Diet Can Age You by 12 Years
Fifty is the new sixty-two.
Scientists Develop Nasal Spray That Makes Men More Empathetic
Hormone oxytocin has been tested in maximum security prisons and at Oakland Raiders home games.

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