| WORLD NEWS |
 VIDEO
SHOWS PAKISTAN TALIBAN LEADER
STILL ALIVE
Hakimullah Mehsud turns
up on popular game show,
“Who Wants to Behead a
Millionaire?” |
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Britain: Close Election Leaves
Country With Hung Parliament
Brown, Cameron, Clegg families agree on
daily loo schedule at 10 Downing Street. |
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 Goodluck
Jonathan Sworn in as President of
Nigeria
Succeeds Badluck Joseph, who
drowned when he stepped on a
banana peel and fell out an open
window into a vat of molasses. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Supreme
Court Closing Front Entrance
Sign to be changed to “Equal
Justice in Rear.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Times Square Car Bomb Suspect
Could Get Death Penalty
For parking in red zone. |
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Goldman Sachs Reports 1st
Quarter Earnings of $3.46 Billion
All of it earmarked for lawyers. |
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Arizona Lettuce Recalled in
E. Coli Outbreak
If a head of lettuce from Arizona looks
suspicious, ask to see its papers. |
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| REMINDER |
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The
right of terrorists to
keep and bear arms shall
not be infringed. |
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Louisiana House to Vote on
Allowing Guns in Churches
And a ban on bibles at gun shows. |
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Joe the Plumber Elected to
GOP Committee Seat in Ohio
First step on long road to eventually
getting a plumber's license. |
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| POLL |
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Poll: 14% Think Obama
Foreign-Born
8% think he came here from another
planet; 3% from outside solar system. |
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