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MISCELLANEOUS
World's Most Expensive Barbie Costs $550,000
Still only 73% of cost of world's most expensive Ken.
 
FACTOID
Currently 5 Billion Cellular Subscribers
And not one of them calls their mother.
 
SPORTS
Phillies Fan Tasered
Club says it's reviewing decision to hold Taser Night.
Reacting to New Law, Suns Wear “Los Suns” Uniforms on Cinco de Mayo
After game, Suns guard Steve Nash deported to Canada.
FEATURE
General Motors has paid back the taxpayer bailout in full and five years ahead of schedule! With money from:
A ) all the cars and trucks it's been selling.
B )money private investors have been pouring into the company.
C )a line of credit from TARP.
Hint: wanna bet which cup has the pea under it?
 
MILESTONES
75th Anniversary of Einstein’s First Theoretical Model of Wormhole, Then Called Einstein-Rosen Bridge
Co-author Nathan Rosen then returned to 2525, hasn’t been heard from since.

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