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TECHNOLOGY
Google Marks Milestone With Interactive PacMan Logo
Celebrates ten years of gobbling up competition.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Original Documents From Gunfight at O.K. Corral Found
Future movie rights to be split evenly among widows.
 
POLITICS
Pelosi: Congress Members, Staff
Will Have to Fly Coach

More Legroom for Americans Act suddenly has 535 co-sponsors.
 
SPORTS
London's 2012 Olympics Yet to Sell One Single Ticket
Organizers blame mascots Wenlock and Mandeville, who seem to frighten children and adults alike.
FEATURE
Bank lobbyists opposing financial reform outnumber pro-reform lobbyists by:
  A ) 2 to 1
  B ) 5 to 1
  C ) 11 to 1
Hint: if you can’t guess the answer to this one, you haven’t been paying much attention.
 
RELIGION
Vatican Warns Cell Scientists
Not to Play God

Says only the Church decides who should play God.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Feds Recall Popular Children's Jewelry for Excessive Levels of Cadmium
Parents can still find it in some stores if they hurry.

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