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PEOPLE
Lady Gaga Tops Time's “Most Influential” List
Ben Bernanke tops Post-Neo-Disco magazine's “Most Flamboyant” list.
Shocker: Gores Separating
Bigger shocker: Clintons still married.
 
BUSINESS
Expert: Bonuses Don't Improve Performance
Except when experts are involved.
Heart Attack Risk May Rise
When Stock Market Plummets

Gout risk rises when market soars.
Explosive Growth in Spending by U.S. Chamber of Commerce to Oppose Democrats in Midterms
Could stimulate economy, boost chances of Democrats in midterms.
SCIENCE
CERN Scientists Identify
Missing Piece in Makeup
Of Universe Puzzle

It was between sofa cushions in Geneva.
Six Men Embark on 18-Month
Mock Journey to Mars

Or so they told their wives.
 
Millionaire's Rocket Makes First Successful Test Flight
When operational it will ferry millionaires into orbit.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Americans Prefer Drugs to Psychotherapy for Depression
The more the better.
American-Made Cigarettes Contain More Cancer-Causing Chemicals
However, we have the most advanced cancer research facilities in the world.

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