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TECHNOLOGY
Toshiba Device Brings Quantum Computer One Step Closer
Could lead to great advances in speed dating.
 
LIFESTYLE
Report: More Teens
Using Rhythm Method

Those good in math rarely get pregnant.
 
SPORTS
World Cup Begins
For one month 32 nations lay down their arms, while the rest continue fighting.
Pitcher's Perfect Game
Ruined by Ump's Bad Call

But he got the victory.
Teenage Female Knuckleballer Makes Her Pro Debut
She's clobbered, yanked, booed, released, hits skids, takes HGH, makes comeback, signed by Mets.
To meet our growing energy needs, the best new policy option is:
  A ) drill, baby, drill
  B ) spill, baby, spill
  C ) chill, baby, chill
Hint: we've already tried two of these.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Mayans Made Rubber Balls
In 1600 BC

But most of them hit by ten-year-old Mayan boys into Aztec back yards, never recovered.
Mild Increase in Anxiety May
Be Part of Pleasant Buzz of
Morning Coffee

Or may be part of reading morning paper.
 
TRAVEL
Survey: Brits Worst-Dressed Tourists
There was no runner-up.

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