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MISCELLANEOUS
  Administration Stung by Criticism of Its Inadequate Response to Oil Spill
Shown: President gathering tar balls on beach.
Utah Governor Uses Twitter to Confirm Execution by Firing Squad
Demonstrating how far we've come as a society.
 
LAW
Report: Blacks Regularly Excluded From Southern Juries
To compensate, they're hauled into court more often than whites.
 
SPORTS
North Korea Out of World Cup
Despite strong fan support from defectors.
FEATURE
The federal judge who overturned Obama’s ban on deepwater drilling collects about $85,000 a year in dividends from:
A ) blue chip mutual funds
B ) a balanced portfolio of stocks and bonds
C )Non US-based global equity funds
D ) Non US-based equity funds based on Mars
E ) big oil companies doing deepwater drilling
Hint: Mars does not allow investors from other planets to hold Mars-based equities.
 
RELIGION
Poll: 40% of Americans Believe
Jesus Will Return by 2050

If Cubs win World Series.

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