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MISCELLANEOUS
Marilyn Monroe Chest X-Rays Sell for $45,000
Topping $35,000 paid last year for pelvis of Elvis.
 
POLITICS
Democratic Party Field-Testing
Mid-Term Election Slogans

Best so far:
 
  1. It could have been a lot worse.
  2. Standing up to the GOP, except for those who aren’t.
  3. Not crazy about the war, but....
  4. BP: totally not our fault.
  5. Sweeping financial reform, sort of.
 
ART
  Art Historian: Botticelli's Venus and Mars Depicts Hallucinogenic Romp
Although Venus hasn't gotten off yet.
FEATURE

What the hell is this?
A ) Schematic for the hydrogen bomb.
B ) DNA of first cloned sheep.
C ) Bad dream he had in 1972 illustrated by Rube Goldberg.
D ) Chart presented by General David Petraeus to explain how COIN works.
Hint: Rube Goldberg died in 1970.
 
RELIGION
New Research: Jesus May Not
Have Died on Cross

Christians will be advised what changes, if any, to expect.

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