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ENTERTAINMENT
Competition Heats Up at U.S. Air Guitar National Finals
Winner receives free guitar lessons.
 
PEOPLE
Sarah Palin Coins Word “Refudiate”
Meaning, “to make a falsehood true by putting it in the refrigerator.”
 
MEDIA
Al Qaeda to Build Mosque
At Ground Zero

According to Fox News.
 
BUSINESS
Jobless Reap Windfall as Congress Extends Unemployment Benefits
They laugh condescendingly at working stiffs with regular good-paying jobs with health plans and pensions and a chance for advancement and lifetime security who aren't eligible to receive such government largess.
SCIENCE
Archeologists Discover Circular
Structure Next to Stonehenge

Believe it was Stonehenge Gift Shoppe.
14,000-Year-Old “Woman of the Palms” Evidence That People Migrated to Mexico From Diverse Areas
Mostly on spring break.
Stone Age Carving May Be Ancient Sex Toy
If experienced archeologist's wild hunch is correct.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Marijuana Use by Old People Rises
Widespread reports of grandparents eating cookies meant for grandchildren.
Simple Device Combats Vertigo
Tells user, “Don’t go up there.”

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