| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Churchill's
Dentures Sell at Auction for
$23,780
Field Marshal Montgomery's
bedpan (not shown) fetches
$9,210. |
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GOP Congressman Pulled Over While
Doing a Radio Interview
For driving under the influence of banks. |
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| INTERNET |
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Parents Lament Kids Spending
More Time Online
And less watching TV. |
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Facebook Presents 500
Millionth Member With Ultimate Honor
Privacy. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Camps Open With Brutal
Workouts
Naive rookies report; wily veterans claim
they're thinking of retiring, show up on
last day of last week of camp. |
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U.S. Basketball Team
Undersized Heading Into World
Championships
First American squad with five Jewish
starters since 1928. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
|
 Digital
Food Fabricator Fabricates Food
Digitally!
Just press "Filet Mignon
with Baked Potato and Creamed
Spinach," quickly slide your
plate under the excretion tube
and in seconds you'll have a
steaming hot dinner, cooked
precisely the way you like it.
Doubles as an ink-jet printer.
$899.95 at all How Do They Do
That? stores. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Good Luck Charms Really Work
According to study commissioned by Las
Vegas Convention and Visitors Bureau. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Toyota’s Latest Recall:
Steering Wheel Lock-Up
Could be problematic during
uncontrollable acceleration. |
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Colgate, Glaxo Sue Each
Other Over “Nurdle,”
Wave-Shaped Toothpaste Blob That Sits on
Toothbrush
Proving again if you want job security,
go to law school. |
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