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MISCELLANEOUS
Indonesia's Smoking Toddler Finally Kicks Habit
After years of trying.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: 72% of Adults Now Text-Messaging
Up from 2% six weeks ago.
No Way to Conceal Browsing History
But you can claim it was "research."
 
SPORTS
NFL: After Four Exhibition Games, Everyone Placed on Injured Reserve
Season cancelled.
Pittsburgh Pirates' Consecutive Losing Seasons Now Worst in Sports History
But in sports it's not whether you win or lose, it's whether you're profitable.
 
PUBLISHING
Michaele Salahi to Pose Nude in Playboy
As part of magazine's “Women of the White House” spread.
TRAVEL
American Airlines Offering
Special Perks for a Fee

A sampling travelers can choose from:
 
Fresh air$35
Water (non-emergency) $12
Water (emergency) $10
First on/first off plane (after wheelchairs) $40
First on/first off plane (before wheelchairs) $45
No-babies-in-front-or-behind seat $50
Bathroom head-of-line privileges $75
Smiling flight attendant $20
Smiling and courteous flight attendant $40
(Note: some charges subject to review by constitutional lawyers.)
 
LAW
Federal Appeals Court Rules “Ladies Night” Promotions Constitutional
“Free Jell-O Shots for Babes” also passes legal muster.

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