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TECHNOLOGY
  Pentagon Releases Defense
Acquisition, Technology, and
Logistics Life Cycle Management System Wall Chart

In time for Christmas.
First Quantum Computer Chip Unveiled
Promises computers capable of crushing today's computers at chess.
 
POLL
Most Americans Don't Trust Government
And government doesn't trust most Americans.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Afghanistan: Serious Concern of Election Fraud
No indication anyone actually voted.
FACES IN THE NEWS
Sexy Ex-Spy Anna Chapman to Launch Website
Where, for a price, you can spy on her.
Pope to UK: Deeply Sorry, Ashamed of Sex Abuse
Says it won't happen again.
Gainesville Orders Pastor Terry Jones's Church to Pay $200K for Security Costs Associated With Cancelled Koran Burning
Jones says he'll sell signed copies of his Korans to raise money.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
California Marijuana Dispensary Offering Pot-Flavored Ice Cream
Simultaneously creates and satisfies sudden desire for sweets.

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