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MISCELLANEOUS
Hong Kong McDonald's Allows Ronald McDonald to Perform Weddings
But not same-sex weddings.
 
SPORTS
Lack of Hitting Has Baseball
Owners Worried

One change under discussion: fewer drug tests.
Baseball Playoffs Produce
Panoply of Human Emotions

Everything from happy — to sad.
 
11th Georgia Football Player Arrested
State Prison team now unbeatable.
PERSONAL TECHNOLOGY
Average American Teen Sends,
Receives 3,339 Text Messages a Month

That's 400 every minute, which sounds about right.
 
RELIGION
Vatican to Announce Australia's
First Saint

Lived among kangaroos, converted water to beer.
Pope Bans Carla Bruni from Vatican
Orders Swiss Guard to post her picture.
 
CORRECTION
 
In a recent story, we incorrectly wrote: “Germany, barely one-20th the size of the U.S. and more often overcast, produces one-quarter as much solar-generated power.” It should have read, “Germany, barely one-20th the size of the U.S. and more often overcast, produces four times as much solar-generated power.” We apologize for our mistake.

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