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MISCELLANEOUS
  Teaching Robots to Play Piano Proving More Difficult Than Thought
They absolutely refuse to practice.
 
INTERNET
Sex.Com Domain Name Sold
For $13 Million

Short of record $15 million paid for kinkysex.com.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Helmet-to-Helmet Hits Now Subject to Suspension
And lots of slo-mo replays.
NBA Bans Shoes for “Undue Competitive Advantage”
Shoes make players pass more, play better defense.
ARCHEOLOGY
Archeologists Find 5,000-Year-Old Door
With sign, “Beware of Wolf.”
 
EDUCATION
Virginia: 4th-Grade History
Textbook Claims Slaves
Fought for Confederacy

To secure their bondage.
 
POLL
Poll: Six in 10 Say Country
On Wrong Track

Four in 10 say country on right track, going in wrong direction.
 
RELIGION
Vatican: "The Simpsons" are Catholics
Written by Jews.
Google Street View Captures Image of God
Or a reflection of God sitting in passenger seat.

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