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MISCELLANEOUS
KKK Holds First Public Cross Burning in 50 Years
Anticipating Republican sweep in mid-terms.
Florida Grabs 4 of 10 Highest
Ranking U.S. Cities for Divorce

After retired couples finally get to spend time together.
 
EDUCATION
Iran Orders Universities to Drop Courses Deemed Too “Western”
Like “History of the Crusades,” “Socioeconomics of Pole Dancing” and "Humorous Depictions of Muhammad in Modern Literature.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Humanoid Robot to Fly on Space Shuttle
Will do jobs humans won't do.
China Now Has World's Fastest Supercomputer
To keep track of loans to U.S.
FEATURE
The vast majority of political ads you've been seeing are paid for by:
A ) the Democratic and Republican parties
B ) murky organizations funded by reclusive billionaires, multinational corporations and foreign governments
C ) the military rulers of Mars
Hint: Unfortunately, you are not allowed to have this information. Just watch the ad.
 
TRAVEL
Tourists Canceling Holiday Trips to New York City Due to Bedbugs
Will have their pockets picked some other time.
 
SPORTS
World Cup Soccer’s Psychic
Octopus Dies

As predicted by Nostradamus.

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