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PEOPLE
New House Leader Boehner Benefits From Large Corporate Donations
Primarily Big Tobacco, Big Oil, Big Suntan Oil.
 
MEDIA
Newsweek, Daily Beast Merge
Old and new media combine in an effort to lay off a lot of people.
Bush to Speak With Lauer,
Winfrey, Leno

But not with Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Jerry Springer.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Wendy’s Will Leave Skins on Fries for Health-Conscious Customers
In case a health-conscious customer ever comes in.
SCIENCE
Study: Night Owls Smarter Than
Morning People

But less healthy, wealthy, wise.
Stone Age Farmers
Domesticated Grain
Primarily for Beer, Not Food

What grain was left over was made into pretzels.
Good News: Gulf Oil Spill Mostly Eaten by Plankton
Bad news: fish we eat eats plankton.
Scientists Re-Create Big
Bang in Lab

Produce enough primordial soup for six.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Fast Food Industry Spent $4.2 Billion on Advertising to Children in 2009
Did somebody say, let’s get fat?
Study: 25% of Men Say
They Fake Orgasm

Compared with 100% of women.

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