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MISCELLANEOUS
Ground Broken for George W. Bush Presidential Center
Time capsule containing missing White House e-mails lowered into place.
Study: Middle-Aged Women Benefit From Drink or Two Each Day
Turns them into cougars.
 
TRENDS
Four in Ten Say Marriage Becoming Obsolete
Before they're slapped with divorce papers.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Facebook Introduces System That Combines E-mail, Texting, Instant Messaging
Users will be able to insult and humiliate their enemies across multiple platforms.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Michael Vick Having Incredible Comeback Season
On track to win every award except Best in Show.
FEATURE
What is wrong with the Fox News headline, “Obama Praises Indian Chief Who Killed U.S. General?”
A )Obama did not praise Indian Chief who killed U.S. General.
B )It was Crazy Horse who defeated Custer at Little Bighorn, not Sitting Bull.
C )Custer died at Little Bighorn, but nobody knows who killed him.
Hint: you can choose “all of the above.”
 
TRAVEL
South American Gangs Buying Used Jets to Fly Cocaine to Africa
Good deals for passengers on High Airlines.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
White Truffle Auctioned for $145,000
Meanwhile, a basket of mushrooms goes for $1.99/lb at Safeway.

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