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PEOPLE
Royal Family Takes in Latest 3-D Film
“The zombies appear to be jumping right into your lap,” says Prince Philip.
 
BUSINESS
Corporate Profits Highest on
Record Last Quarter

CEOs modestly share credit with their “hardworking employees” back in China.
Dubai Real Estate Market Collapses
“Do Buy Dubai” campaign a bust.
Irish Banks' Ratings
Downgraded by S&P

From “Blarney” to “Malarkey.”
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Lead Found in Children's Drinking Glasses
Parents urged to return them if their kids start acting a little goofy.
SCIENCE
CERN Scientists: Proof of Extra
Dimensions Possible Next Year

Advise holding off buying that 3-D TV.
 
New Marine Species Discovered in Deepest Ocean Depths
Disgusting creatures have been lurking miles beneath surface, just waiting to take over.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Monkeys Whose Mothers Ate High Fat Diets More Stressed
Even worse when their fathers drank, smoked.
1 in 6 Hospital Patients Harmed by Medical Care
About the same odds as Russian Roulette.
Study: Alcohol More Dangerous Than Heroin, Cocaine
Despite industry's “Drink Responsibly” campaign.

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