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ENTERTAINMENT
TV: Larry King Leaves After
Long Run on CNN
  In five years he'll be eligible for Softball Hall of Fame.
TV: “Jeopardy” to Pit Powerful Computer Against Humans
Computer already won on “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”
 
BUSINESS
Tax Cut for Rich Already
Creating Jobs

In Switzerland.
Abu Dhabi Hotel Spends $11 Million Decorating Christmas Tree
Does nothing for Hanukkah.
 
ADVERTISING
WikiLeaks Cited in Sanitary Napkin Ad
Similar ad for Swedish-made condoms deemed in poor taste.
SCIENCE
Voyager 1 Spacecraft Leaves
Solar System

If there's anything aboard Voyager 1 that you need, you're out of luck.
 
Chinese Archaeologists Discover 2,400-Year-Old Pot Of Soup
They send it back.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Uncovers More Problems at
Johnson & Johnson

Causing their execs headaches, indigestion, insomnia, lower back pain.
Pomegranate Juice Can Help
Kidney Patients

But most would rather die.
New Fat Cells Created in Slender Subjects Encouraged to Overeat
Study funded by The Fast Food Foundation.

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