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PEOPLE
Pat Robertson Calls for Decriminalization of Marijuana
After being caught with half an ounce.
 
LEXICOLOGY
“Whatever” Named Most Annoying
Word in English Language

Edging out “austerity.”
 
BUSINESS
To protect CEO, Bank of America Buys
BrianMoynihanBlows.com,
BrianMoynihanSucks.com,
BrianTMoynihanBlows.com, and
BrianTMoynihanSucks.com

Still available:
BrianMoynihanBlowsSucksBarfsandPukes.com,
BrianTMoynihanBlowsSucksBarfsandPukes.com.
Gillette Won't Renew Contract With Tiger Woods
No reason given.
SCIENCE
New Estimate: Three Times More Stars in Universe Than Previously Thought
And three times more stupid planets like ours.
 
Velociraptors Evolved from Meat to Vegetarian Diet, Then Went Back to Meat
Did somebody say wildebeest?
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Myth That You Can Get Drunk by Immersing Feet in Alcohol Debunked
Those who've tried it usually got drunk first.
Study: Even When Patients Know They’re Taking Placebo, it Works
Ask your doctor if placebos are right for you.
Fried Fish May Explain Stroke
Belt in Southern States

Also contributing: black man in White House.

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