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 NO. 539 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 10 - 16, 2011 

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PENTAGON: CHINA DEVELOPING STEALTH FIGHTER JUST LIKE OURS
Wants to borrow from China to make ours better.
 
WORLD NEWS
Lindsey Graham Suggests
U.S. Keep Two Permanent
Bases in Afghanistan

To protect small minority who want us to stay there from huge majority who want us to leave.
Romania Declares Witchcraft
Legal Profession

Practitioners dealing in fraudulent spells risk decertification.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
New Congress Gets Off to Amicable Start
Only glitch: incoming Speaker's tears bond with outgoing Speaker's makeup.
U. S. NEWS
Obama to Deliver State of the Union Address on Jan. 25
Immediately following, GOP will deliver State of the Confederacy address.
Navy Relieves Captain of Duty for Performing in Raunchy Videos
Search begins to find replacement who has never performed in raunchy videos.
 
REMINDER
  Be nice to people on the way up, because they'll be training your replacement in Mumbai on the way down.
 
Bad News: Petraeus Spent
$1 Million in 2008 on Iraqi
Water Park Now in Ruins

Good news: he’s building new one in Afghanistan.
 
POLITICS
GOP Congresswoman Michele
Bachmann Considering White
House Bid

Further splintering party's nitwit-
nutcake wing.
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