| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Billboards
Warn of World Ending May 21
Note: billboards paid for through
May 31. |
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112th Congress Convenes
Money begins changing hands. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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New TV Remote Entirely
Gesture-Based
Don't like the movie? Punch your wife. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Goes Through Annual
Realignment
Failed head coaches replaced by assistant
head coaches, whose spots are filled by
failed head coaches. |
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| ART |
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Billionaire Unveils Design
for New Art Museum In Downtown LA
It will house his extensive collection of
money. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which parts of the
original Constitution did
Republicans decide not to
read at the start of the
112th Congress? |
| A ) | The
part where it says states can ignore federal law. |
| B ) | The
part where it says 60 votes are required to pass
a bill in the Senate. |
| C ) | The
part where it says no citizenship rights are
granted to anyone just because they were
born here. |
| (Hint: There just isn't
time to read everything out loud.) |
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| TRAVEL |
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 27 Deaths,
Including 14 Decapitations, Rock Acapulco
Still a great place for a honeymoon, say local officials. |
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