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PEOPLE
Pope John Paul II Miracle Confirmed by Vatican
Considered a miracle he hasn't been linked to pedophile scandal.
 
MEDIA
Fox News President Tells
Anchors to “Tone it Down”

Stop saying “alleged President” Obama.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
IBM Computer Defeats Former Champs on “Jeopardy”
Wins on personality, too.
 
BUSINESS
Over 1 Million Americans Seen
Losing Homes in 2011

Poor will be heart-broken; rich will write it off as bad investment.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
The Active Ingredient in Tylenol,
Acetaminophen, is the Leading
Cause of Liver Failure in U.S.

Ask your doctor if liver failure is right for you.
 
SCIENCE
Latest Hubble Image Shows Eerie Green Space Cloud
Last seen in season three of Star Trek.
Astronomer: Earth's Wobble Has Affected Zodiac
So now you're a typical Virgo, not a typical Libra.
College Students Value Self-Esteem Over Sex
And sex over college.
Japanese Scientist Hopes to Clone Woolly Mammoth
Then take it to Broadway and make millions.

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