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PEOPLE
Romney “Still Exploring Options” About Running for GOP Presidential Nomination
Wants to tailor his principles to assure success.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Cast of "Jersey Shore" Heads to Italy for 4th Season
And a private audience with Father Guido Sarducci.
 
BUSINESS
New Home Sales at 8-Month High
After one is sold.
Balance of Trade Picture Improves Suddenly
Helped by soaring sales of U.S.-made tear gas canisters.
SCIENCE
Differences in Worm Sperm Detailed by Researchers Who Watched Hundreds of Hours of Worms Mating
Now researchers are being observed.
Hubble Space Telescope Spots Oldest Galaxy Yet
It's so old it would take 13.2 billion years for us to find out it was a piece of dirt on the lens.
13% of High School Biology Teachers Advocate Creationism
Similar percentage of high school geography teachers members of Flat Earth Society.
Paleontologists Discover 8-Inch Tall, Single-Fingered Dinosaur
Linhenykus monodactylus apparently terrorized ants.
Humans May Have Left Africa Thousands of Years Earlier Than Thought
Left no forwarding address.

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