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 NO. 543 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 7 - 13, 2011 

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Feb 14
 
OBAMA SETS GOAL OF 80% CLEAN ENERGY BY 2025
And college football playoff by 2040.
 
WORLD NEWS
Egyptians Flee to Tunis; Tunisians
Flee to Yemen

Yemenis flee to Egypt.
280 Iraqi Prisoners Removed from Camp Honor Just Before Human Rights Inspection, Taken to Camp Justice
Later transferred to Camp No One Will Hear Your Screams.
China: Neglecting Parents
Now a Crime

If convicted, you have to move back in with them.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Finland: Nuclear Storage Site Will Safely Hold Radioactive Waste 100,000 Years
Unless something unforeseen happens.
U. S. NEWS
Intel Agencies Criticized for
Not Foreseeing Upheaval
In Middle East

CIA blames FBI, FBI blames NSA, NSA blames agency no one's ever heard of.
Clinton Convenes Unprecedented Mass Meeting of U.S. Ambassadors
Causes critical shortage of hors d’oeuvres.
 
REMINDER
  Keep the devils you know close, brutal dictators closer.
 
New Mexico Bill Seeks to Protect Anti-Science Education
State hopes to attract more low-tech industry.
Republicans Say They Can Cut Billions From Budget
Without hurting Koch brothers.
EPA Plan to Limit Rocket Fuel Chemical in Drinking Water Stirs Debate
Between those advocating clean drinking water and those who prefer an early, painful death.
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