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PEOPLE
Public Sees First Photo of Prince Philip, Taken in 1922
Believed to have been last time he smiled.
Schwarzenegger Says He’ll Return to Acting
And womanizing.
 
MEDIA
AOL Buys Huffington Post
“You’ve got hot air!”
 
BUSINESS
German Firm Buys New York
Stock Exchange

After Chinese buy Mt. Rushmore.
Fast Food Chain Faces Illegal Immigrant Crackdown
After real beef discovered in tacos.
SCIENCE
Study: Improved Grades for Kids
Taught Social Skills

Like sucking up to the teacher.
Study: Older People Less Able to Recognize Inappropriate Behavior
Younger people clueless about appropriate behavior.
 
After 500 Days in Isolation, Crew of 6 Astronauts “Lands” on Mars
At least that's what they've been told.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Kids With Dogs Exercise More
Running away from walking the dog.
Viagra Sales Slump 9%
Similar slump experienced by Viagra users.

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