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MISCELLANEOUS
Russia: Another Push to Bury Lenin
Or at least cover him up.
Malawi Might Enact Anti-Flatulence Statute
If Beano agrees to move its international headquarters there.
 
TECHNLOGY
Obama Wants High Speed
Wireless for All

Food, shelter for some.
 
SPORTS
NFL Contract Talks Break Off
Fans face year without brain-jarring hits, stomach-churning knee injuries and interminable replays of same.
Study: In Every Sport Refs,
Umps Favor Home Team

Finds most home teams provide locker rooms, showers, food, transportation and hookers, which could influence their decisions.
ENTERTAINMENT
Lady Gaga Arrives at Grammys in Giant Egg
She receives Lifetime Achievement award.
 
RELIGION
After Damaging Article in New Yorker, Scientology Airs Ad on NBC
Claims to be world's most friendly religion run by abusive lunatics.
New App Provides Catholics
Mobile Confessional

Another app, for Jews, complains constantly.
 
ODDS 'N' EENDS
Ronald McDonald Executed in France
Where bad food is capital offense.

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