| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Russia:
Another Push to Bury
Lenin
Or at least cover him up. |
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Malawi Might Enact
Anti-Flatulence Statute
If Beano agrees to move its international
headquarters there. |
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| TECHNLOGY |
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Obama Wants High Speed
Wireless for All
Food, shelter for some. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Contract Talks Break Off
Fans face year without brain-jarring
hits, stomach-churning knee injuries and
interminable replays of same. |
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Study: In Every Sport Refs,
Umps Favor Home Team
Finds most home teams provide locker
rooms, showers, food, transportation and
hookers, which could influence their
decisions. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Lady Gaga
Arrives at Grammys in Giant Egg
She receives Lifetime Achievement award. |
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| RELIGION |
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After Damaging Article in New
Yorker, Scientology Airs Ad on NBC
Claims to be world's most friendly religion run
by abusive lunatics. |
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New App Provides Catholics
Mobile Confessional
Another app, for Jews, complains
constantly. |
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| ODDS 'N' EENDS |
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 Ronald McDonald
Executed in France
Where bad food is capital offense. |
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