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ENTERTAINMENT
After Trouncing Humans, Watson Accepts Next Challenge
As new host of “Jeopardy.”
“Spider-Man” Broadway Sales Up Despite Bad Reviews
When questioned about it, ticket-holders say, “What's a review?”
 
BUSINESS
White House: Intel CEO to Join
Jobs Panel

On his return from Bangalore.
Borders Files for Bankruptcy
You can read complete filing on any Kindle or Nook.
Coke's Secret Formula Revealed on PBS's This American Life
If found responsible, Ira Glass faces death penalty.
SCIENCE
Researcher Reports Progress
Building Antimatter Trap

Then disappears into alternate universe.
93 20-Somethings Agree to Get
Drunk for Sleep Study

Control group will get drunk just for the hell of it.
 
UCLA Researchers Succeed in Growing Hair on Mice
Hailed as “stunning breakthrough” by bald mice.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Speaking Two Languages Delays Onset of Alzheimer’s
Utbay ouryay econdsay anguagelay oesntday ountcay.
Study: Doctors Order Tests
Out of Fear of Lawsuits

Ask your doctor which lawsuit is right for you.

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