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MISCELLANEOUS
Dutch Man Building Another Ark, Twice the Size of His Current One (Shown)
New one will have WiFi.
 
INTERNET
Internet Running Out of IP
Addresses

And original content.
Humans Have Stored More
Than 295 Billion Gigabytes
Of Data Since 1986

Not all of it smut.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
All Forty-Four Presidents Gather
for Group Photo
They break up at joke by Benjamin Harrison.
PEOPLE
Boehner Upset by Portrait in Latest Issue of MAD Magazine
He's upset because he sat three hours for it.
Lady Gaga Reveals Secrets:
Whiskey, Yoga

Whiskey sales spike, yoga sign-ups unchanged.
 
POLL
Majority of GOP Primary Voters
Are Birthers

Merely whacko right wing nut jobs lose control of party to batshit insane right wing nut jobs.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New Loch Ness Monster Spotted in English Lake
Grainy photo (right) will be compared with grainy photos of Loch Ness monster to determine why there are only grainy photos of monsters.

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