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MEDIA
Glenn Beck May Start Own Channel
For viewers fed up with Fox's liberal slant.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Paris Hilton Prosecutor Arrested for Buying Cocaine
From Paris Hilton.
 
BUSINESS
GE Paid No Taxes Last Year on $14.2 Billion in Profits
Ask your accountant why he's doing such a lousy job.
Bristol-Meyers Sued for Fraud, Bribes
Despite signing corporate integrity agreement.
Cap on Debit Card Fees Opposed by Visa, Mastercard, Citigroup, JPMorgan Chase
No reason given.
SCIENCE
Prehistoric Texans May Have
Been First Humans in U.S.

Many still there.
Sperm Grown in Test Tube
Promises world with 100 billion people and no sex.
 
Ancient Fossil of Bunny, 6 Times Size of Modern Bunnies, Discovered in Spain
Dates back to period when giant bunnies ruled the Earth.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Heart Attack Risk Higher for Those Exercising or Having Sex
Even higher for those having sex on exercise machine.
Texas Man Gets First Full Face Transplant
Thanks his generous donor.

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