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PEOPLE
British Museum Will Preserve Archive of WWII Codebreaker Alan Turing
Includes his secret decoder ring, which he sent away for.
 
TRENDS
NEA Study: Declining Attendance at Art Openings, Opera, Cultural Events
Increasing attendance at cock fights, karaoke bars, wet t-shirt contests.
 
SPORTS
NHL GM’s Reject Rule Changes to Curb Concussions
Explain concussions are what it’s all about.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Obama Briefly Locked Out of White House
Key was under mat.
MISCELLANEOUS
Ohio Man Gets $16.4 Million Cable Bill
Same day wins $16 million lottery jackpot.
40% of Smokers Depressed
By high cost of cigarettes.
 
LAW
One in Four U.S. Adults Has Criminal Record
Other three on the lam, free on bail, got off on technicality.
 
ART
Study: Art Experts Can't Distinguish Between Works by Artists and Those by Animals, Children
They agree to drop “expert” from their title.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  ,” “OMG,” And “LOL” Added to Dictionary
Etymologists and lexicographers alike respond, “WTF!”

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