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PEOPLE
Rutgers Pays Snooki $32,000, Toni Morrison $30,000
Offered Nobel Laureate more, if she'd appear with The Situation.
 
MEDIA
Donald Trump Gets His Own Weekly Fox News Segment
“Billionaire on the Street” to feature interviews with regular billionaires like himself.
 
BUSINESS
Transocean Execs Responsible for Gulf Oil Spill Receive Big Bonuses
For hiring smart lawyers.
Toy Maker Raises Ruckus With “Breast Milk Baby”
Decides to delay release of “My First Delivery” and “C-Section Sally.”
SCIENCE
Study: Being Dumped Hurts
Dumping somebody creates pleasant, happy feeling.
 
 
Lost City of Atlantis Discovered
Unfortunately, discoverers now lost.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Rule Exempts Movie Theaters From Posting Calorie Counts for Popcorn
Will instead issue popcorn ratings: G for children and adults without a heart condition; PG-13 for teenagers and those with low blood pressure; R for adults accompanied by a physician or nurse.
 
CORRECTION
A recent account of climate change skeptics testifying before Congress misidentified the panel as the House Science, Space and Stupidity Committee. In fact it was the House Science, Space and Ignorance Committee. We regret the error.

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