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MISCELLANEOUS
New Book Claims Gandhi, German Bodybuilder Were Lovers
Critics insist they only worked out together.
Some Prepare for End of World on May 21, Others on Dec. 12, 2012
Some buying survival gear now, others waiting for summer sales.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
FDA: No Proof Food Dyes Make Kids Hyperactive
May turn them purple, but nothing neurological.
 
EDUCATION
Tiger Mother’s Daughter
Accepted at Harvard

After mom yelled at, humiliated Dean of Admissions.
 
SPORTS
In “Madden: NFL '12” Concussions Knock Players Out of Games
“Madden: NFL '13” will add career-ending injuries.
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has appointed which of the following to an $81,500-a-year government job managing state environmental and regulatory issues and overseeing dozens of Commerce department employees:
A )an experienced manager with an impressive resume.
B )a well qualified corporate executive who shares his political views.
C )a veteran supervisor from Mars.
D )a 26-year-old college dropout with two DUI convictions who is the son of a major campaign donor.
Hint: it's not anybody from another planet.
 
POLL
57% of Japanese Think Government, TEPCO Have Adequately Apologized for Ongoing Nuclear Disaster
43% think government, TEPCO haven't apologized enough (and apologize for thinking that).

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