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PEOPLE
Bill Clinton's Childhood Home Made National Historic Site
Along with Astroturf-lined pickup truck.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
CBS Cancels “One Life to Live,”
“All My Children”

Greenlights “No Life, No Kids.”
 
INTERNET
ICANN Finally Approves .xxx Domain
Should make it much easier to find pornography on the Internet.
Unpaid Huffington Post Bloggers Sue Website for $105 Million
News aggregator fighting suit with team of unpaid high-powered lawyers.
 
BUSINESS
Oops: Applebee's Serves Margarita to 15-Month-Old
He'd ordered a Tom Collins.
Postal Service to Cut 7,500 Jobs
According to USPS' Facebook page.
SCIENCE
Experts: Planet Could Be “Unrecognizable” by 2050
Unless you grew up on Mars.
Complex Life Forms Emerged
From Sea Earlier Than Thought

Looked around, went back.
Discovery Reveals Why Old
People Go to Bed Early

What’s to stay up for?
 
1950 FBI Memo Proves UFO’s, Alien Bodies Found, Hidden in Roswell, NM
Spurred massive communist witch hunt.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Inability to Detect Sarcasm May Herald Dementia
Yeah, right.
Only 1 out of 2,000 Middle-Aged Americans Has Ideal Heart Health
You'll see them enjoying seconds at the fondue pot.
Study: Humans, Apes Display
Similar Aging Patterns

But elderly apes prohibited from having a driver's license.

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