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MISCELLANEOUS
Afghanistan: Buzkashi Championships Begin Under Cloud of Scandal
 
Apparently some of the horsemen fighting over a headless goat carcass are “juiced.”
Austrian Homeowner Discovers
Incredible Treasure Digging
In His Yard

Writes book telling readers how to find incredible treasure digging in their yards.
 
SPORTS
MLB Takes Over Day-to-Day Operations of Dodgers
All hit-and-run, pickoff, steal signs will be called remotely from league headquarters.
Robot Throws Out First Pitch at Major League Game
Local students developed robot under grant from team owners, who hope to some day see more robots in the game.
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
Plutocracy n. a system of government in which the rich, or the very rich, or a real small percentage of the population at the very top of the....oh, heck, just look at the colorful chart:
 
LAW
Bratz Wins Stunner in U.S. Court, Mattel Considers Its Options
According to We’ll-Appeal Barbie.

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