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MISCELLANEOUS
U.S. in Lowest Third of Developed Countries In Time Spent Eating
We just don't dawdle when it comes to McNuggets.
Arizona Governor Approves
Tea Party License Plates

Anti-tax group's plates will be paid for with new tax.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Apple, Google Admit Tracking
Your Every Move

But only to replace you with a cyborg at some future date.
 
POLL
7 in 10 Feel Country Headed
In Wrong Direction

But no two of those seven can agree on right direction.
 
SPORTS
Latest NFL Draft News
Tennessee trades seventh pick (obtained from St. Louis) in 409th round to Chicago for its two picks in the 423rd round.
FEATURE
10.7 billion + 6.3 billion + 3 billion + 5.48 billion + 6.21 billion =
  A ) 31.69 billion
  B ) 69.13 billion
  C ) 36.91 billion
  D ) 1st quarter profits reported by the top 5 Big Oil companies
Hint: do you drive?
 
TRAVEL
University of Virginia to Renovate
Edgar Allen Poe’s Dorm Room

First, will get rid of annoying birds.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
England Royally Amused by Man Who Tattooed Royal Couple on His Teeth
Even more royally amused by fact man is Prince Charles.

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