Ironic Times

page one
PAGE TWO – MAY 9 - 15, 2011
page three

PEOPLE
Michele Bachmann Compares Tax Burden to Holocaust
Koch Brothers to Anne Frank.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
TV Ownership Drops for
First Time in 20 Years

Many replacing sets with aquariums.
 
BUSINESS
Investigation: Workers at Chinese iPad Factories Treated Inhumanely
Fortunately, there's an app for that.
Visa Posts 24% Jump in
2nd Quarter Profits

If you want to know where they got it, check your latest statement under “miscellaneous fees.“
Nissan Cab Wins New York City Contract
Car uses telemetry to warn tourists if driver has driven past Holland Tunnel more than three times.
SCIENCE
12% of Australian Men
16 to 24 Want Less Sex

12% of American men 16 to 24 just booked flights to Australia.
 
Blown Circuit Found in Shuttle Fuse Box
Extra fuses, supposed to be in kitchen drawer, not found yet.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Coffee and Sex
Can Trigger Stroke

Advice: skip the coffee.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Dallas County Spelling Bee Certificate Spells “Bee” Correctly
They just wanted you to know.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
   Copyright 2011 Ironic Times