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PEOPLE
Al Qaeda Names Osama Bin Laden's Replacement
Saif al-Adel says he'll announce his transition team next week.
Woman Who Claims She Was
Groped by Donald Duck Settles
Suit Against Disney

Daisy moves out of their house and is staying at a hotel.
 
BUSINESS
High Gas Prices Widen Divide Between Rich, Poor
Rich can afford to drive greater distances to find bargains.
 
ADVERTISING
Mother Nature Secures Several Lucrative Ad Deals
Proceeds will go to fight global warming.
SCIENCE
Study: Atheists Have Better Sex,
Less Guilt Than Believers

Who believe God is watching.
Warning: Pesticides a Threat
To Children’s I.Q.

No study yet to determine effect on insects' I.Q.
 
Book: Stalin, Soviets Behind 1947 Roswell UFO Incident
Hoped to turn us into nation of frightened, paranoid, conspiracy-touting lunatics, but it never happened.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Prostate Cancer Rate Lower in Men Who Drink 6 or More Cups of Coffee Daily
Even lower among men who drink 12 or more, and practically non-existent in men who drink 24 or more cups of coffee daily.
British Scientists Find ‘Master Switch’ Gene for Obesity
It's doughnut-shaped.

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