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TECHNOLOGY
New Robot Identifies, Folds Clothing
Promises future of efficiency, convenience and mass unemployment.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Book: Nazis Attempted to Breed Army of Dogs That Could Read, Write, Talk
Program halted when one of them bit Goebbels.
 
SPORTS
Badminton Federation Rules Women Players Must Wear Dresses
And shave their legs.
 
GAMES
Study: Poker Game of Skill, Not Chance
Except for last night.
FEATURE
Two former members of which organization have accused it of having a “pro-abortion mind-set” and a “radical feminist agenda”?
  A ) Planned Parenthood
  B ) Emily’s List
  C ) The National Organization of Women
  D ) The Girl Scouts of America
Hint: got cookies?
 
TRENDS
Census: Married Couples
No Longer a Majority

More getting asked, “When are you two gonna break up?”
 
RELIGION
Evangelist: New Date for Judgment Day October 21
And 50% off all t-shirts, mugs.

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