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INTERNET
Apple Introduces iCloud
Blots out Sun, as well as Microsoft, Google.
Bad News: Internet Running
Out of Addresses

Good news: humans running out of anything new to say.
 
BUSINESS
Under Pressure, Mattel Won’t Buy More Wood from Company Which Clear-Cut Vast Swaths of Indonesian Rain Forest
For Tree-Hugging Barbie, Eco-Ken.
BofA, Wells Fargo, JPMorgan Won’t Get Any More Federal Funds Through Home Affordable Modification Program
AKA Federal Take the Money and Run Program.
GOP Increasingly Amenable
to “Brief Default”

Full faith and credit of the United States of America will be briefly worthless.
SCIENCE
60% of Women Fake Orgasm
Even when they're alone.
Physicists Able to Trap Antimatter in Magnetic Jar for Over 16 Minutes
Until someone opens jar by mistake.
 
Gene Anomaly May Explain Werewolves
But not their popularity.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Stress Levels in Male Rats Greatly Reduced When Allowed Daily Visits With “Pliant Females”
Large number of male applicants delays human clinical trials.
Study: Macho Men Die Earlier
Macho macho men die much earlier.
Study: As Americans Do More Sedentary Work, They Get Fatter
At lunch time, walk to McDonald's, don't drive.

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