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TECHNOLOGY
Pool-Playing Robot Beats Humans
Programmed to lose first two games, then never miss another shot.
Half of Americans Will Own Smartphones by End of 2011
At which point they will cease being called smartphones.
 
GAMES
Blackwater, Video Game for Xbox, Due Out Later This Year
Promises to be realistic enough for use in war crimes trials.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Australian Government Can't
Find Its UFO Records

Suggests kangaroos from Mars ate them.
 
LAW
Leona Helmsley's Dog's Will Challenged
$2 million left to person who fed her, cutting out 11 angry puppies.
Scott Walker replaced a portrait of a homeless black child hanging in his office with a portrait of a Civil War-era bald eagle because:
A )he cares deeply about bald eagles
B )when he thinks about the civil war, he thinks about birds
C )homeless black children make him dizzy
D )there were no paintings of the earth seen from space available
Hint: art is supposed to make you feel better, not worse, right?
 
POLL
92% of Americans Believe in God
94% believe in Tooth Fairy.
 
TRAVEL
Singapore Passes Vegas as
No. 2 Spot for Gambling

Still No. 1 for caning.

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