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MISCELLANEOUS
Rep. Weiner Doll Goes on Sale
Becomes No. 342 in Disgraced Politicians action figure series.
New Study Finds Babies Prefer Picasso to Monet
Prefer Monet to Manet.
 
PUBLISHING
Playboy Puts Entire 57 Years Online
Hailed as nostalgic stroll down mammary lane.
 
RELIGION
Fires, Floods, Tornadoes Foretell Apocalypse
Twenty percent chance of 7-headed fire-breathing dragons by Wednesday.
 
SPORTS
NBA: With Strike Looming, Basketball Fans Sorry Season Over
Also sorry they permanently tattooed their heads to resemble basketballs.
During his confirmation hearings, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas benefited from a $100,000 TV ad campaign attacking senators who were threatening to vote against him. The organization that ran those ads was:
  A ) Good Guys United for Racial Justice
  B ) Lawyers and Judges United for Fairness
  C ) Citizens United
Hint: couldn’t possibly be C), because then he would have had to recuse himself from the Citizens United case, which opened the floodgates to unlimited corporate campaign donations.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Iconic Monroe Dress Sells for $4.6 Million
Another one exactly like it sells for $49.95.

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