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ENTERTAINMENT
Japanese Shocked to Learn Pop Star Actually Computer Generated
Shock compounded when she releases sex tape.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Safety Rules Loosened for Aging Nuclear Reactors
NRC says they deserve break based on seniority.
U.S. Postal Service Suspends
Contributions to Employees’
Pension Funds

In case you were wondering why you didn’t get your mail today.
Talisman Energy Corp’s Talisman Terry, the Friendly Fracosaurus, Geared to Kids
Coloring book also popular with Republican lawmakers.
SCIENCE
Experts: Oceans Heading
For Mass Extinctions

First sign: H. Salt Fish & Chips now H. Salt Chips.
Study: Men First to Say
“I Love You”

Women first to say, “But you don't even know my name.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
 
New QR Code Turning Up on Everything
You'll notice one on the bottom of your left foot.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Cigarette Warning Labels
More Gruesome Than Ever

Many have died after looking at them.
Potato Chips Biggest Factor
In U.S. Weight Gains

FDA recommends eating just one.

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