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TRAVEL
Hypersonic Commercial Jet Would Fly From Paris to Tokyo in 2 1/2 Hours
And another 2 1/2 hours to get your luggage.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Internet to Allow Many
New Domains

Everything from .soup to .nuts.
Nearly Two Billion Worldwide
Now Overweight
Did somebody say McDonald's?
 
EDUCATION
Study: One in Three Students in
Berlin Would Consider Prostitution to Pay for Education

Conclusion: Don't send your daughter to school in Berlin.
 
SPORTS
Lakers' Ron Artest Changing Name to Metta World Peace
To prevent being traded.
Tennis: Wimbledon Trying to Discourage Women Players From Grunting
And men from crying.
FEATURE
Despite billions in U.S. military aid to Pakistan intended to fight terrorism, terrorists remain remarkably comfortable there. This is because:
A )c’mon, it will only cost a few hundred billion dollars more.
B )a modern army is no match for a bunch of armed goat farmers.
C )when there are no more terrorists, there will be no more billions for Pakistan's military to fight terrorism.
Hint: never kill the golden goose.
 
LAW
Ginsburg Disagrees With Scalia's Interpretation of Walmart Ruling
And doesn't like getting paid half as much as Breyer.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Man Builds Full-Size Noah's Ark
Hopes he, his nagging wife and hundreds of smelly animals survive forty days and nights at sea.

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