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PEOPLE
Maria Shriver Files For Divorce From Arnold Schwarzenegger
Says next time she'll marry girly man.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Glenn Beck Does Last
Show for Fox News

He'll be temporarily replaced by rotating group of delusional paranoids.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Americans Not Buying Eco-Friendly "Green" Products
Prefer harmful, poisonous products if they cost a little less.
Consumer Confidence
Hits 7-Month Low

And all-time low for consumer self-esteem.
Advertising Being Tested on Monkeys
Study sponsored by Chiquita bananas.
SCIENCE
Some Mathematicians Want to Replace Pi with Tau
To those who flunked math, it has something to do with circles.
Small Asteroid Just Misses Earth
Not close enough to inspire another spate of godawful movies.
 
Study: Dogs Recognize Human Smile
See right through our insincerity.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Explosion in Jellyfish Numbers May Lead to Ecological Disaster
Public urged to get its affairs in order.
 
TRENDS
Women Surpass Men in Advanced Degrees
But lag behind in way cool video games.

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