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PEOPLE
Tiger Woods Splits From
Longtime Caddie

After it's learned Woods used many other caddies at secret golf tournaments.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Army of Lobbyists Working Feverishly to Reverse Financial Reforms
They're countered by a vague collective memory of what just happened.
29 Big Banks, Financial Companies Have More Cash on Hand than U.S. Government
To hire more lobbyists.
Phony Apple Stores Popping Up in China
They sell cheap, knockoffs made in America.
EU Leaders Acknowledge Some Form of Greek Default May Be Needed
Country still hasnít paid for Trojan War.
SCIENCE
New Moon Discovered Circling Pluto
Could help its application for readmission as planet.
DNA Evidence: Neanderthals Had Sex With Humans
And it was fantastic.
 
Last Space Shuttle Touches Down; Era
Began with, “One Small Step for a Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind”

Ends with, “We can't afford it.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: Many Want to be
Tested for Alzheimer’s

But forget their appointment.
Study: Optimists Age Better Than Pessimists
Confirming pessimists' expectations.

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