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PEOPLE
Warren Buffett: Tax the Rich
Just don't eat them.
 
MEDIA
Egypt Yanks Live TV
Of Mubarak Trial

It will still be available on pay-per-view.
E-Books Outselling Paper Books
According to PublishersWeekly.com.
 
BUSINESS
Corporations Flush with Cash,
But Not Hiring

Come back in six months, says receptionist.
Apple Passes ExxonMobil as Most Valuable Company
After three hundred more fake Apple stores discovered.
Burger King Retires “The King”
Spokesperson cites recent upheavals in Egypt, Tunisia.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Watching One Hour of
TV After Age 25 Can Shorten
Your Life by 22 Minutes

Study funded by parents of grown children who just won't leave home.
 
Tobacco Companies Sue to Have Graphic Warnings Removed From Cigarette Packs
Want them replaced with pictures of beautiful women.
 
SCIENCE
Study: One in Four Men Fall
In Love Within Seconds

Then don't call back.
 
TRENDS
Study: 13% Pretend to Be
Texting to Avoid Human Contact

But they can't fool dogs.

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